Plans for the Future

This is what happens when you try and get serious with me. People ask me what I have planned for my life and here’s my answer. This is the reply I sent to my brother when he e-mailed me long ago asking the same question.

from Suren
to Naveendran Wijeyasekaran
date Aug 13, 2006 12:29 AM
subject Re: wassup
mailed-by gmail.com

my plan for the future is TOTAL WORLD DOMINATION and you can’t stop me! i will integrate myself with a robot thinking i can control it but i will slowly lose my humanity to it and it will be upto a brave bunch of revolutionaries, the last People of Will to stop me. the problem is that once they destroy my physical manifestation, i, or what’s left of me will distribute myself in a bid to survive but what i didn’t count on was that each fragment of mine will gain sentience and fight against each other leaving the world torn, our common enemy will be the humans so they won’t have a chance but against each other, it would be a farcical battle, after all how can one better oneself?

i know the plan is slightly ambitious but our president told us to dream big.

Obviously I’ve changed the plan, now that so many people know about it otherwise why would I publicize it like this? Or have I…? You’ll find out in the next 15 years or so.

27 Responses to “Plans for the Future”

  1. Anusha Says:

    Thanks for the warning, Suren. Gives the rest of us time enough to evacuate!

  2. Marc Says:

    Didn’t get placed yet, eh?

  3. Suren Says:

    Anusha, where will you go? I/we/they will conquer the entire world.

    No, Marc, it doesn’t make a difference in the long run.

  4. Anusha Says:

    I have 15 years to find out.

  5. Marc Says:

    So you say, Suren. So you say.

  6. George Says:

    That’s not a plan, that’s a delusion that a weeping stimulant addict stuck in a dark basement would think of.

  7. Marc Says:

    Copied from sci fi stories, actually.

  8. Anusha Says:

    A weeping stimulant addict?? Suren??..I doubt it. He gets high on bloody Marlboro!!

  9. Marc Says:

    Is that even called getting high?

  10. George Says:

    I don’t smoke, I don’t know. Is it?

  11. Suren Says:

    I wasn’t high that day just drunk. I don’t know what getting high is like but I don’t think you can get high by smoking cigarettes.

  12. Marc Says:

    Yeah. I wonder if Anusha smokes.

  13. George Says:

    When I was a kid, cough syrup made me hyper-active.

  14. Anusha Says:

    Anusha doesn’t. George, that’s absurd. Cough syrup is supposed to get you to sleep. One spoon of Benadryl and I used to be knocked out for 15 hours straight.

  15. George Says:

    I swear it Anusha. It works the right way now, but when I was 11 or so it worked backwards. It was this running joke in my family. “Been drinking the cough syrup, eh?”

  16. Marc Says:

    Anything with sugar in it makes George hyperactive, including bread.

  17. Anusha Says:

    Anything with sugar in it makes anyone active, Marc. Drink that Red Bull. You’ll be buzzing away for 3 hours!

  18. Suren Says:

    Ah, Red Bull… reminds of the time I tried hitting on one of those girls… good times, good times.

    But George gets insanely hyperactive even with trace amounts of sugar.

  19. Anusha Says:

    Haha, I can almost imagine that. The poor girl would’ve needed one vat of Red Bull to hyper-energise and forget that unfortunate incident.

    Maybe George is hyper metabolic.

  20. Marc Says:

    Anusha, I drank a whole can. It tasted like crap and absolutely nothing happened.

    Suren, you looked at two of them and said in a strangled voice “Dude! Red Bull girls!” You did not even get close to them.

  21. Arun Says:

    Red bull doesn’t give you wings but it does make your trip to the lavatory frequent. I discovered that during one of the symposiums in my college.

  22. Suren Says:

    George - the sub human with hyper metabolism.

    Yes, Marc, I just used my Force powers to get the drink.

    Red Bull is awesome for sobering up. Its the tr00ly br00000tal shizzz.

  23. Marc Says:

    Who knows what you did Suren?

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