Plans for the Future
This is what happens when you try and get serious with me. People ask me what I have planned for my life and here’s my answer. This is the reply I sent to my brother when he e-mailed me long ago asking the same question.
from Suren
to Naveendran Wijeyasekaran
date Aug 13, 2006 12:29 AM
subject Re: wassup
mailed-by gmail.com
my plan for the future is TOTAL WORLD DOMINATION and you can’t stop me! i will integrate myself with a robot thinking i can control it but i will slowly lose my humanity to it and it will be upto a brave bunch of revolutionaries, the last People of Will to stop me. the problem is that once they destroy my physical manifestation, i, or what’s left of me will distribute myself in a bid to survive but what i didn’t count on was that each fragment of mine will gain sentience and fight against each other leaving the world torn, our common enemy will be the humans so they won’t have a chance but against each other, it would be a farcical battle, after all how can one better oneself?
i know the plan is slightly ambitious but our president told us to dream big.
Obviously I’ve changed the plan, now that so many people know about it otherwise why would I publicize it like this? Or have I…? You’ll find out in the next 15 years or so.
June 23rd, 2007 at 3:32 am
Thanks for the warning, Suren. Gives the rest of us time enough to evacuate!
June 23rd, 2007 at 5:47 pm
Didn’t get placed yet, eh?
June 23rd, 2007 at 8:04 pm
Anusha, where will you go? I/we/they will conquer the entire world.
No, Marc, it doesn’t make a difference in the long run.
June 24th, 2007 at 2:44 am
I have 15 years to find out.
June 24th, 2007 at 9:08 pm
So you say, Suren. So you say.
June 26th, 2007 at 7:48 pm
That’s not a plan, that’s a delusion that a weeping stimulant addict stuck in a dark basement would think of.
June 27th, 2007 at 3:21 am
Copied from sci fi stories, actually.
June 27th, 2007 at 3:27 am
A weeping stimulant addict?? Suren??..I doubt it. He gets high on bloody Marlboro!!
June 27th, 2007 at 1:58 pm
Is that even called getting high?
June 30th, 2007 at 12:09 am
I don’t smoke, I don’t know. Is it?
June 30th, 2007 at 12:59 am
I wasn’t high that day just drunk. I don’t know what getting high is like but I don’t think you can get high by smoking cigarettes.
June 30th, 2007 at 6:26 pm
Yeah. I wonder if Anusha smokes.
June 30th, 2007 at 9:33 pm
When I was a kid, cough syrup made me hyper-active.
July 1st, 2007 at 10:28 am
Anusha doesn’t. George, that’s absurd. Cough syrup is supposed to get you to sleep. One spoon of Benadryl and I used to be knocked out for 15 hours straight.
July 1st, 2007 at 1:30 pm
I swear it Anusha. It works the right way now, but when I was 11 or so it worked backwards. It was this running joke in my family. “Been drinking the cough syrup, eh?”
July 1st, 2007 at 3:24 pm
Anything with sugar in it makes George hyperactive, including bread.
July 1st, 2007 at 11:20 pm
Anything with sugar in it makes anyone active, Marc. Drink that Red Bull. You’ll be buzzing away for 3 hours!
July 2nd, 2007 at 12:50 pm
Ah, Red Bull… reminds of the time I tried hitting on one of those girls… good times, good times.
But George gets insanely hyperactive even with trace amounts of sugar.
July 2nd, 2007 at 3:10 pm
Haha, I can almost imagine that. The poor girl would’ve needed one vat of Red Bull to hyper-energise and forget that unfortunate incident.
Maybe George is hyper metabolic.
July 2nd, 2007 at 6:32 pm
Anusha, I drank a whole can. It tasted like crap and absolutely nothing happened.
Suren, you looked at two of them and said in a strangled voice “Dude! Red Bull girls!” You did not even get close to them.
July 2nd, 2007 at 10:42 pm
Red bull doesn’t give you wings but it does make your trip to the lavatory frequent. I discovered that during one of the symposiums in my college.
July 3rd, 2007 at 1:21 am
George - the sub human with hyper metabolism.
Yes, Marc, I just used my Force powers to get the drink.
Red Bull is awesome for sobering up. Its the tr00ly br00000tal shizzz.
July 3rd, 2007 at 2:20 am
Who knows what you did Suren?
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