Suren’s blog

This is what happens when you try and get serious with me. People ask me what I have planned for my life and here’s my answer. This is the reply I sent to my brother when he e-mailed me long ago asking the same question.

from Suren
to Naveendran Wijeyasekaran
date Aug 13, 2006 12:29 AM
subject Re: wassup
mailed-by gmail.com

my plan for the future is TOTAL WORLD DOMINATION and you can’t stop me! i will integrate myself with a robot thinking i can control it but i will slowly lose my humanity to it and it will be upto a brave bunch of revolutionaries, the last People of Will to stop me. the problem is that once they destroy my physical manifestation, i, or what’s left of me will distribute myself in a bid to survive but what i didn’t count on was that each fragment of mine will gain sentience and fight against each other leaving the world torn, our common enemy will be the humans so they won’t have a chance but against each other, it would be a farcical battle, after all how can one better oneself?

i know the plan is slightly ambitious but our president told us to dream big.

Obviously I’ve changed the plan, now that so many people know about it otherwise why would I publicize it like this? Or have I…? You’ll find out in the next 15 years or so.

I think its sad people have to quantify their achievements. Its demeaning to be summed up in a few words but anyway campus recruitment is starting for our college. Its a bit late as the authorities thought the students would stop concentrating on studies if they were recruited earlier than the fourth year.

The first company scheduled for us is Tata Consultancy Services who will be starting on Wednesday. They’re offering a salary of Rs. 30000 which is as much as I can hope to get.

Here’s my résumé, my life summed up in 53 kilobytes. I got a little help from Marc’s résumé which he benevolently shared with me.